Happily married and wants the same for the lead role - Sassy, gay, and wise: required to address all others as вЂњhoneyвЂќ - Cold and calculating businessman-except when it comes to love, of course Supporting Role (Mother): Personality Type

Quirky - Quirky - Quirky - Quirky - Quirky Supporting Role (Male): Personality Type (Select one) - Writer - Writer with writerвЂ™s block - Retired writer - Aspiring writer - Ghost writer - Ghost Supporting Role (Female): Personality Type (Select one) - Upper class - Upper-middle class (small-town farming childhood backstory only) - Middle-class owner of newly constructed palatial five-bedroom home - Struggling but beloved by all who meet him/her Supporting Role: Occupation

(Select one) - Loved Christmas until an unfortunate life event occurred - Despised Christmas due to an unfortunate childhood but now makes the best of it Lead Role: Socioeconomic Status (Select up to two) - Pastry chef - Interior designer - Small-town bookshop owner - Architect with a daily scheduled call to Hong Kong - Former figure skater who lost a major competition, failing their now-dead parents - Nondescript workaholic (advertising industry only) - Widower - Adult orphan Lead Role: Level of Holiday Spirit Here are the Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies screenplay guidelines to help you get started CAST Lead Role: Occupation In order to produce our annual quota of 147 whimsically enchanting heteronormative Christmas-themed movies, we invite anyone and everyone to submit their made-for-TV movie teleplays. We are thrilled to spend another summer shooting Christmas movies in Canada. (While PattiвЂ™s script may have been the product of his own imagination, someone did turn that script into a real Olive Garden commercial.) Plus, Patti lists his comedy credentials in his Twitter bio, including contributing pieces to Funny or Die and performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade.So youвЂ™ve decided to write a movie script for the Hallmark Channel holiday season.

See, for instance, where he made his bot watch 1,000 hours of the SawВ movie franchise (there are only eight films in the series) or the time he made his bot write an Olive Garden commercial after forcing it to sit through 1,000 hours of them.

Of course, this is most likely merely the latest iteration of PattiвЂ™s (admittedly genius) schtick. I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. So when Keaton Patti claims to have fed his bot 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movie scripts and asked it to write its own, itвЂ™s no surprise that it churned out a plot involving a вЂњsingle mother refilling snow globes with Christmas juiceвЂќ while thinking that her twins need вЂњdouble dad.вЂќ Enter вЂњHallmark hotвЂќ вЂњbusiness manвЂќ (and father of twins) who wants to turn the young widowвЂ™s land into an вЂњoil resortвЂќ on Christmas Day unless they вЂњgo on dates.вЂќ The script for The Christmas on ChristmasВ is hilarious yet believable, heartfelt but also very bot-like.

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